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This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a…from Kay, Adam, ISBN: 9781509858637
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Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine: Debut…Eleanor Oliphant leads a simple life. She wears the same clothes to work every day, eats the same meal deal for lunch every day and buys the same two bottles of vodka to drink every weekend. Eleanor Oliphant is happy. Nothing is missing from her carefully timetabled life. Except, sometimes, everything.
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Doctor Who: TARDIS Type 40 Instruction Manualfrom Atkinson, Richard, ISBN: 9781785943775
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Pensioners - Haynes Explains (Owners' Workshop…This practical guide provides a new take on lifestyle topics from Haynes, famous for their car and motorcycle manuals. Written especially for families, this humorous guide provides all the information you need to know about pensions and the elderly.
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If You’d Just Let Me Finish (World According to…from Clarkson, Jeremy, ISBN: 9780241366738
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This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a…from Kay, Adam, ISBN: 9781509858613
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A Field Guide to the English Clergy: A…from Butler-Gallie, The Revd Fergus, ISBN: 9781786074416
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Ripley’s Believe It or Not! 2019 (Annuals 2019)Ripley's is back with another compendium of mind-boggling facts that will delight anyone drawn to the weirder side of life on Earth. Read about the scariest, grossest and funniest stories from around the world, including: the huge spider that spins webs that are stronger than steel; the woman who can smash 920 roof tiles every minute - with her bare hands; the Japanese crab that grows as much as six metres long... and much, much more! Crammed with incredible photos and fascinating stories, and complete with an out-of-this-world 3D-effect cover, Ripley's Believe It or Not 2019 is the perfect Christmas gift for kids who are fascinated by the disgusting, the scary and the peculiar. Product Information: ISBN: 9781847948335 Author: Geoff Tibballs Publisher: Ripley Publishing Format: Hardback Pages: 255 Dimensions: 30.5 x 23.5 x 2.5cm
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Oi Duck-billed Platypus (Oi Frog and Friends)from Gray, Kes, ISBN: 9781444937329
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The Cactus: a Richard & Judy Autumn Book Club…from Haywood, Sarah, ISBN: 9781473660632
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Have You Eaten Grandma?from Brandreth, Gyles, ISBN: 9780241352632
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The Book of the Year 2018: Your Definitive Guide…from No Such Thing As A Fish, ISBN: 9781847948397
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Must I Repeat Myself...?: Unpublished Letters to…from Hollingshead, Iain, ISBN: 9781781317969
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Beano Annual 2019 (Annuals 2019)from DC Thompson, ISBN: 9781845356798
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Adventure Zone: Here There Be Gerblins, TheBased on the McElroy family's smash hit podcast, a graphic novel following the metafictional adventures of three D&D characters and their interfering Dungeon Master, with art from rising star Carey Pietsch. Harken to my tale. Once upon a time (a couple of years ago) there were these brothers who had a bunch of really successful podcasts, and they decided to do a new podcast with their dad, where they all played D&D together as a family, and lo, this new podcast was called The Adventure Zone, and verily did it get downloaded over 10 million times, and wow did it totally eat the brains of all who listened, because: It was just. That. Rad. And then did these guys team up with artist Carey Pietsch, and make a graphic novel where the weirdly sweet and brilliant but also super vulgar and honestly kind of bizarre story of The Adventure Zone got adapted into a goofy, innovative, and compelling graphic novel!
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Getaway (book 12)The new hilarious story from Jeff Kinney is the best yet in the brilliant, bestselling Diary of a Wimpy Kid series!Greg Heffley and his family are getting out of town. With the cold weather setting in and the stress of the Christmas holiday approaching, the Heffleys decide to escape to a tropical island resort for some much-needed rest and relaxation. A few days in paradise should do wonders for Greg and his frazzled family.But the Heffleys soon discover that paradise isn't everything it's cracked up to be., Sun-poisoning, stomach troubles and venomous creatures all threaten to ruin the family's vacation.Can their trip be saved, or will this island getaway end in disaster?Whether a loyal fan already or new to the Wimpy Kid books, THE GETAWAY is the perfect book for young readers this Christmas. With engaging writing, hilarious illustrations on every page and an action-packed holiday-based plot, THE GETAWAY is a winner.Praise for Jeff Kinney:'The world has gone crazy for Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid' - Sun'Kinney is right up there with J K Rowling as one of the bestselling children's authors on the planet' - Independent'The most hotly anticipated children's book of the year is here - Diary of a Wimpy Kid' - Big Issue'Hilarious' - Telegraph
from Kinney, Jeff, ISBN: 9780141376677
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Overshare: Love, Laughs, Sexuality and Secretsfrom Rose Ellen Dix, ISBN: 9781409176411
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What Would the Spice Girls Do?: How the Girl…from Bravo, Lauren, ISBN: 9781787631304
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My Favorite Recipes: Blank Recipe Book to Write…from Happy Books Hub, ISBN: 9781987514100
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The Grand Tour Guide to the WorldJeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May welcome, everyone, to The Grand Tour Guide to The World.In this indispensable guide, you will find an abundance of information, most of which is probably wrong and possibly dangerous. As well as occasionally accurate guides to the places visited on the show, you'll find exclusive interviews with the presenters and discover their favourite locations for car-based cocking about.As well as being a factually dubious encyclopaedia, The Grand Tour Guide to the World is also a travel companion for those of you who have been inspired by the Grand Tour circus. You'll find tips on how to sing like a native in the Bahamas, how to speak Welsh (wrongly), and how to navigate the magic roundabout in Swindon. On top of all this, we reveal the world's fastest cop cars and the greatest car makers. And there's a picture of James May in an anorak.Publisher: HarperCollinsISBN: 9780008257859
from Clarkson, Jeremy, ISBN: 9780008257859
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Are You There God? It's Me, Margarita: More…from Federle, Tim, ISBN: 9780762464159
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This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a…from Kay, Adam, ISBN: 9781509858637
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Gmorning, Gnight!: Little Pep Talks for Me & Youfrom Miranda, Lin-Manuel, ISBN: 9781472262813
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The Guilty Feminist: From our noble goals to our…from Frances-White, Deborah, ISBN: 9780349010144
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I’m Absolutely Fine!: A Manual for Imperfect Womenfrom Midult, Annabel Rivkin &…, ISBN: 9781788400671
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Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine: Debut…from Honeyman, Gail, ISBN: 9780008172145
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The Ice Monsterfrom Walliams, David, ISBN: 9780008164690
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The Ice Monsterfrom Walliams, David, ISBN: 9780008164690
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown (book 13)…from Kinney, Jeff, ISBN: 9780241321980
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Poo in the Zoo"There was tiger poo, lion poo, prickly porcupine poo, Plummeting giraffe poop that landed with a splat. Dollops of gnu poo, bouncy kangaroo poo, A trail of drippy droppings from a fat wombat!" Zoo Keeper Bob is exhausted. There's too much poo in the zoo - and he's the one who has to scoop it up., Then one day, a mysterious glowing poo appears! Could it be alien poop from outer space? And what on EARTH will Bob do with it? Perfect for fans of The Dinosaur who Pooped Christmas, children will laugh out loud at this gloriously poopy, funny picture book! Packed with humour, the romping rhyme and deliciously cheeky wordplay is a joy to read aloud. From the author of Dragon Stew, Steve Smallman and illustrator, Ada Grey (Shh! Don't Wake the Royal Baby).
from Smallman, Steve, ISBN: 9781848691384
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Gmorning, Gnight!: Little Pep Talks for Me & Youfrom Miranda, Lin-Manuel, ISBN: 9781472262813
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The Book of the Year 2018: Your Definitive Guide…from No Such Thing As A Fish, ISBN: 9781847948397
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2,024 QI Facts To Stop You In Your Tracksfrom Lloyd, John, ISBN: 9780571348961
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Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should…from Waugh, Mat, ISBN: 9781999914745
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Viz Annual 2019 The Pieman's Wig: A Hair-Raising…The 2019 Viz annual The Pieman's Wig. Hot on the heels of last year's biggest ever Viz annual, this year's is even biggester, with 220 pages
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Football Jokes: Fantastically funny jokes for…Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.When is a footballer like a baby?When he dribbles.Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?The ghoulie, of courseWhy is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?They both have trouble with the key.What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?An elephant with wet football boots.How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?Well-armed!How can a footballer stop his nose running?Put out a foot and trip it up.What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?Fry-day.
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Agatha Raisin and the Dead Ringerfrom Beaton, M.C., ISBN: 9781472126962
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The Cactus: a Richard & Judy Autumn Book Club…from Haywood, Sarah, ISBN: 9781473660632
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Sunny Side Up: a story of kindness and joyfrom Calman, Susan, ISBN: 9781473663862
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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trumpfrom Sears, Rob, ISBN: 9781786892270
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You Took the Last Bus Home: The Poems of Brian…You Took the Last Bus Home is the first and long-awaited collection of ingeniously hilarious and surprisingly touching poems from Brian Bilston, the mysterious `Poet Laureate of Twitter'. With endless wit, imaginative wordplay and underlying heartache, he offers profound insights into modern life, exploring themes as diverse as love, death, the inestimable value of a mobile phone charger, the unbearable torment of forgetting to put the rubbish out, and the improbable nuances of the English language. Constantly experimenting with literary form, Bilston's words have been known to float off the page, take the shape of the subjects they explore, and reflect our contemporary world in the form of Excel spreadsheets, Venn diagrams and Scrabble tiles., This irresistibly charming collection of his best-loved poems will make you question the very essence of the human condition in the twenty-first century. YOU TOOK THE LAST BUS HOMEyou tookthe last bus homedon't know howyou got it through the dooryou're always doing amazing stufflike the timewhen you caught that train
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from Sharratt, Nick, ISBN: 9780552549776
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Everything I Know About Love***THE SUNDAY TIMES TOP 5 BESTSELLER***'A wonderful writer, who will surely inspire a generation the way that Caitlin Moran did before her' Julie Burchill'I loved it so much, I wanted it to go on forever, Dolly Alderton is so gifted at making people care. A rare talent' Marian Keyes'I can say with absolute certainty that you have to add it to your 2018 book list' The PoolWhen it comes to the trials and triumphs of becoming a grown up, journalist and former Sunday Times dating columnist Dolly Alderton has seen and tried it all. In her memoir, she vividly recounts falling in love, wrestling with self-sabotage, finding a job, throwing a socially disastrous Rod-Stewart themed house party, getting drunk, getting dumped, realising that Ivan from the corner shop is the only man you've ever been able to rely on, and finding that that your mates are always there at the end of every messy night out., It's a book about bad dates, good friends and - above all else - about recognising that you and you alone are enough.Glittering with wit and insight, heart and humour, Dolly Alderton's powerful debut weaves together personal stories, satirical observations, a series of lists, recipes, and other vignettes that will strike a chord of recognition with women of every age - while making you laugh until you fall over. Everything I know About Love is about the struggles of early adulthood in all its grubby, hopeful uncertainty.A spot-on, wildly funny and sometimes heart-breaking book about growing up, growing older and navigating all kinds of love along the wayPraise for Everything I Know About Love'With courageous honesty, Alderton documents her life up to now, the highs and the lows - the sex, the drugs, the nightmare landlords, the heartaches and the humiliations. Deeply funny, sometimes shocking, and admirably open-hearted and optimistic., Only this writer, in this time, could have made such a mesmerising pattern from mess and colour. A brilliant debut.' Daily Telegraph'It's so full
from Alderton, Dolly, ISBN: 9780241322710
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Why Mummy Swears: The Sunday Times Number One…from Sims, Gill, ISBN: 9780008284213
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Why Mummy Drinks: The Sunday Times Number One…from Sims, Gill, ISBN: 9780008241094
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Animal Farm: A Fairy Story (Penguin Modern…Animal FarmAmazon Review:Since its publication in 1946, George Orwell's fable of a workers' revolution gone wrong has been recognized as a classic of modern political satire. Fuelled by Orwell's intense disillusionment with Soviet Communism, Animal Farm is a nearly perfect piece of writing--both an engaging story and an allegory that actually works. When the downtrodden beasts of Manor Farm oust their drunken human master and take over management of the land, all are awash in collectivist zeal. Everyone willingly works overtime, productivity soars and for one brief, glorious season, every belly is full. The animals' Seven Commandment credo is painted in big white letters on the barn. All animals are equal. No animal shall drink alcohol, wear clothes, sleep in a bed or kill a fellow four-footed creature. Those that go upon four legs or wings are friends and the two-legged are, by definition, the enemy. Too soon, however, the pigs, who have styled themselves leaders by virtue of their intelligence, succumb to the temptations of privilege and power. "We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of the farm depend on us. Day and night, we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples." While this swinish brotherhood sells out the revolution, cynically editing the Seven Commandments to excuse their violence and greed, the common animals are once again left hungry and exhausted, no better off than in the days when humans ran the farm. Satire Animal Farm may be, but it's a stony reader who remains unmoved when the stalwart workhorse, Boxer, having given his all to his comrades, is sold to the glue factory to buy booze for the pigs. Orwell's view of Communism is bleak indeed, but given the history of the Russian people since 1917, his pessimism has an air of prophecy. --Joyce Thompson
from Orwell, George, ISBN: 9780141182704
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The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k:…The surprising art of caring less and getting more Are you stressed out, overbooked and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? Then it's time to stop giving a f**k. This irreverent and practical book explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt - and give your f**ks instead to people and things that make you happy. From family dramas to having a bikini body, the simple 'NotSorry Method' for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a f**k and will free you to spend your time, energy and money on the things that really matter.
from Knight, Sarah, ISBN: 9781784298463
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Private Eye Annual 2018 (Annuals 2018)from Ian Hislop, ISBN: 9781901784664
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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trumpfrom Sears, Rob, ISBN: 9781786892270
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Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't…from The Staff of The Late Show…, ISBN: 9781982121082
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The World Cup Of Everything: Bringing the fun homeA fantastically funny book for all the family from much-loved TV personality Richard Osman
from Osman, Richard, ISBN: 9781473667266
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Supertato Veggies AssembleThe Evil Pea is on the loose and there's anarchy in the aisles! Can our supermarket superhero divert disaster? Or is he going to need backup? A funny, fast-moving adventure for fans of Supertato and Norman the Slug with the Silly Shell.
from Hendra, Sue, ISBN: 9781471121005
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A Snarky Adult Colouring Book: I Run on Coffee,…from Papeterie Bleu, ISBN: 9781640010703
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Three Things About Elsie: A Richard and Judy…from Cannon, Joanna, ISBN: 9780008196943
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Jamie Oliver's Christmas CookbookJamie Oliver's Christmas Cookbook is your guide to the best Christmas ever.This EPIC cookbook is one you'll come back to year after year: packed with all the classics you need for the big day and beyond, as well as loads of delicious recipes for edible gifts, party food, new ways to love those leftovers AND even the perfect party drinks.'If you take Jamie's advice, plan ahead and delegate to friends and family, you might just find your Christmas turning out as jolly as the cheery photos of Jamie's festive gatherings' Daily Mail, Books of the Year------------------------------------- Inside you'll find all the classics as well as tasty alternatives, including: salmon pate, apple and squash soup; roast turkey, goose and venison; nut roast and baked squash; best roasties, baked mash, parsnips, glazed carrots, four ways to do sprouts; gravies and cranberry sauce, meat and vegetarian stuffings; turkey risotto; Christmas pud, trifles, pavlova; chocolate logs, Christmas cake, mince pies, gingerbread, baked camembert, smoked salmon bilinis, hot buttered rum and many, many more delicious recipes. "I've got all the bases covered with everything you need for the big day and any feasting meals over the festive period, as well as party fare, edible gifts, teatime treats, cocktails and of course, exciting ways to embrace and celebrate those leftovers. You'll also find all the deeply important technical info you need, such as cooking charts, and wherever possible, I've designed the recipes to be cooked at the same oven temperature, so you can be efficient with time and oven space, and it'll be super-easy for you to mix and match the different elements and build your own perfect Christmas meal., I haven't held back. This book is the greatest hits, all wrapped up in one Christmas parcel, and I hope you have fun looking through, picking your recipes, and building your own plan." Jamie Oliver------------------------------------- 'Our favourite. It is a 400-page-plus volume featuring r
from Oliver, Jamie, ISBN: 9780718183653
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Pensioners - Haynes Explains (Owners' Workshop…Manual explaining pensioners
from Boris Starling, ISBN: 9781785211058
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Animal Farm: A Fairy Story (Penguin Modern…Animal FarmAmazon Review:Since its publication in 1946, George Orwell's fable of a workers' revolution gone wrong has been recognized as a classic of modern political satire. Fuelled by Orwell's intense disillusionment with Soviet Communism, Animal Farm is a nearly perfect piece of writing--both an engaging story and an allegory that actually works. When the downtrodden beasts of Manor Farm oust their drunken human master and take over management of the land, all are awash in collectivist zeal. Everyone willingly works overtime, productivity soars and for one brief, glorious season, every belly is full. The animals' Seven Commandment credo is painted in big white letters on the barn. All animals are equal. No animal shall drink alcohol, wear clothes, sleep in a bed or kill a fellow four-footed creature. Those that go upon four legs or wings are friends and the two-legged are, by definition, the enemy. Too soon, however, the pigs, who have styled themselves leaders by virtue of their intelligence, succumb to the temptations of privilege and power. "We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of the farm depend on us. Day and night, we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples." While this swinish brotherhood sells out the revolution, cynically editing the Seven Commandments to excuse their violence and greed, the common animals are once again left hungry and exhausted, no better off than in the days when humans ran the farm. Satire Animal Farm may be, but it's a stony reader who remains unmoved when the stalwart workhorse, Boxer, having given his all to his comrades, is sold to the glue factory to buy booze for the pigs. Orwell's view of Communism is bleak indeed, but given the history of the Russian people since 1917, his pessimism has an air of prophecy. --Joyce Thompson
from Orwell, George, ISBN: 9780141182704
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The Odyssey (Penguin Classics)from Homer, ISBN: 9780140449112
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The Cartoon Guide to Chemistry (Cartoon Guide…A leading scientist and an award-winning cartoonist team up to provide a complete, up-to-date course in college-level chemistry, covering the history of the scientific field, as well as such topics as physical and organic chemistry, biochemistry, environmental chemistry, physics as chemistry, electrochemistry, and more. Original.
from Gonick, Larry, ISBN: 9780060936778
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Academia Obscura: The Hidden Silly Side of…from Wright, Glen, ISBN: 9781783523412
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The Geek Guide to Lifefrom Colin Stuart, ISBN: 9780233005058
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Overshare: Love, Laughs, Sexuality and Secretsfrom Rose Ellen Dix, ISBN: 9781409176411
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Big Little Lies: Now an HBO limited seriesfrom Moriarty, Liane, ISBN: 9781405931564
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Part-Time Working Mummy: A Patchwork Lifefrom Hambleton, Rachaele, ISBN: 9781409177241
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Football Jokes: Fantastically funny jokes for…Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.When is a footballer like a baby?When he dribbles.Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?The ghoulie, of courseWhy is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?They both have trouble with the key.What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?An elephant with wet football boots.How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?Well-armed!How can a footballer stop his nose running?Put out a foot and trip it up.What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?Fry-day.
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Why Mummy Swears: The Sunday Times Number One…from Sims, Gill, ISBN: 9780008284213
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Why Mummy Drinks: The Sunday Times Number One…from Sims, Gill, ISBN: 9780008241094
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How to Be a Heroine: Or, What I've Learned from…from Ellis, Samantha, ISBN: 9781101872093
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One Day We'll All Be Dead and None of This Will…from Koul, Scaachi, ISBN: 9781250121028
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Yo-Yo Tricks: Fun Yo Yo Tricks for Kids & Adultsfrom Trickster, Yo Yo, ISBN: 9781537619378
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Taskmaster: 200 Extraordinary Tasks for Ordinary…from Horne, Alex, ISBN: 9781785943584
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Doctor Who: The Women Who Lived: Amazing Tales…from Dee, Christel, ISBN: 9781785943591
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The Book of the Year 2018: Your Definitive Guide…from No Such Thing As A Fish, ISBN: 9781847948397
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The Luck of The Irish Adult Coloring Book:…from Daly, S, ISBN: 9781541212268
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The Broons and Oor Wullie: Roaring Forties v.7:…The Broons Annual. A classic Scottish cartoon strip from a prominent Scottish newspaper. It depicts the life of a large Scottish family using amusing story lines. 'The Broons' comic strip is a close relation to the 'Oor Wullie' comic strip.
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The Fact or Fiction Behind Urban Myths (Truth or…from Mason, Paul, ISBN: 9780750279154
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